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[] Bye buddy

See you in GW2, maybe. 20:42, 27 May 2010

I assume this is danny who is banned, not you? Cause im sure i saw you online today.. --.. 22:17, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
It's definitely big banned because this was posted on danny's page and has a note "bye danny"-- 22:33, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

nothing of value was lost. 18:56, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

That's not true. He could have sold that. 19:02, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
yep, r1 g3 accounts are in high demand. Gringo () 19:06, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
they truly are the cream of the crop. --.. 19:20, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
I think he was g4....and he had a full HoM and maybe GWAMM. Oh, and like 900k + war supplies and shit. 20:45, 28 May 2010
Deme... :'( 20:51, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
Anybody who bots as regularly as he did really does deserve a ban.. --.. 21:25, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
or a prize finding a way to make gw worth playing-- 23:04, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
botting makes gw worth playing? what? no --.. 23:14, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
yes-- 23:26, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
^that -- 23:42, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
That's not really playing. ;o Although it's probably true cause you got a few accounts for botting and use your main to make new toons and dress them up and shit. Grinding yourself at this stage is so not worth it. :< -- 's other account 18:50, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
Why would you want to bot OR grind? If you dont want to do something, dont bot it, just dont do it at all like normal people...--.. 18:56, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
I like to dress up my toons. :> Doing so without having to grind ish very nais. -- 's other account 19:03, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Why would anyone play GW2 when TOR is slotted for launch in the first quarter of 2011? Bioware has a better rep than Arenanet by far, Star Wars has a much better potential for good plot/story than GWs ever could, and the glimmers of a combat system we've seen look far more intricate and enjoyable than descriptions we've gotten out of ANet. . --TahiriVeila () 20:02, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Because some people think Mario is better at saving the princess. -- 20:05, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
upsssss. come back on msn, i've got another four hours in miami before my connecting flight starts boarding--TahiriVeila () 20:11, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
looks mostly generic star-warsy, tbh. — 03:27, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
So where has Danny been lately? 03:31, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
Banned for posting an msn convo between himself and auron where he tries to explain how much skill botting takes. Its still on GWW afaik. I might be wrong about this, i know he did it i just dont know if thats why he got banned.--.. 10:29, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
Gogo change MAC address and gogo play moaar. 16:19, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
Speaking from experience, Danny has no idea how to release and renew an IP address, much less change a MAC address. -- {{}} 18:21, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
I am sure you are wrong---TREME 03:39, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not. Getting my internet back was a bitch. -- {{}} 04:44, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
1. call isp 2. tell them your identity has been stolen and u need a new ip 3. ??? 4. profit. Gringo () 04:49, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
Unless you have a static IP (which no one in the U.S. really should), that shouldn't be necessary. ··· Danny So Cute 
Actually, I've learned how to do both since. Google is cool. ··· Danny So Cute 

barack-obama-signature.jpg
Now look at it sideways--TahiriVeila () 03:38, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

looooooooooool 04:22, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
I did have to lol pretty hard.-- 20:42, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
i don't get it. is it supposed to be phallic? — 22:12, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
Its a cock and a mouse, what do you thinks going on?-- 22:13, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
Armond I thought I made you quit at life years ago. o_O? and Danny is in web design and writes complicated bots. Don't really think release/renew is a big leap. Docta Jenkins () 22:29, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
tbh, being in web design qualifies you to be be able to pee and breath at the same time. writing bots in autoit isn't much more difficult if you have any coding background. plus, release/renew doesn't work if you're behind a router. ··· Danny So Cute 

[] The question remains:

are you available for cyber? -- 02:08, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

As long as you catch me when I'm not working. I'm now, generally, working enough and at the wage necessary to put me above the extreme-poverty limit for the U.S., which is a good thing, but it means my chatting times have decreased substantially. I haven't even had time to work on my new botting interface! :< ··· Danny So Cute 

[] New Job

After you finish the site, you'll be brutally murdered and the lawyer will get off scott free. 08:00, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

And then we'll all laugh as zyke types too many tildes. Also, Hai Danny!   08:04, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
Fucking tildes, how do they work? 09:02, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
Hi Life! ··· Danny So Cute 
Seeing as his fees are roughly ten times mine, it wouldn't make sense for him to, well, do anything like that since he'll make enough to cover my entire fee in less than a day. ··· Danny So Cute 
But..but...HE'S A LAWYER! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE TO HIM!!! 09:33, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

[] Show Us

Your work. :D 08:11, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
MSN or AIM me. There's a reason my email and a link to my profile aren't on PvX, and it start's with "s" and ends with "hitters". ··· Danny So Cute 

[] Update

  1. needs your support! If you have a game that you enjoy getting trashed with and don't see it posted, I'd like to ask anyone who cares enough to post some form of a write-up.
  2. Danny is looking to hire someone with a solid knowledge of PHP and MySQL who lives in the Iowa City area. No joke. (Drupal and/or Wordpress experience a plus. You'll need some form of instant messenger to talk with me outside of PvX further.)
  3. Danny is playing afk-ing/botting EVE. EVE is an amazing game to troll. People who play it are such srs bsns carebears.
  4. Danny is moving at the end of July. Up one floor to a much bigger, nicer apartment. This is exciting.

That's all I can think of that is important in my life right now. I hope everyone here finds this information useful/pertinent to their lives.

Oh! One more thing:

Danny is being published as a co-author in a sociology paper thanks to the bitchin' website he built for UIowa's sociology lab. I'll link here when it's released. (Won't be for a while, but it's very, very exciting.) ··· Danny So Cute 

[] sig bug

looks like you got hit too. Preferences....also you are posting broken links....something you might want to look into.--.---TREME 00:08, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

eh. I'll get around to it eventually. Daññy ()

[] sig and prefs

you said the limit had been reduced and you couldn't use your sig anymore, c? If so, if you really want to use your sig, make a .js or .css page in your userspace, put your sig code onto it, then in preferences subst the page, then sign as you normally did. 10:09, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

Pretty sure that Auron raged at people doing that and tried to stop it. Also, that is fucking terrible, it needs to be admin only, not user only otherwise people could just sign a million places, then change it to fuck the wiki. Misery () 10:21, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
that's if they template it, that's why I bolded the "subst" =p. If you put {{Subst:template}} when you press save, the code on the page "template" would be placed onto the page instead of it being an actual template (like the good/great ones). 10:26, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
oic. Only just even noticed my signature even broke. 12:02, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
that would require making a new sig (since everyone's sigs, or at least most people's, got chopped down to size). i'll do it eventually, but i'm not terribly worried about it atm. also, we all know if i wanted to fuck the wiki, i already have the basis for a script that would, with the alteration of 3 lines of code, fuck with all the build pages. but i'll wait until i have something good to advertise to do that. ;o Daññy ()
I just realized that if I sign with 4 tildes, my signature magically has a timestamp again. Imagine that. Daññy () 10:24, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not sure if you got my point, by substing a page, you can ignore the limit in the pref. field. 10:52, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
oh, is there a limit now? i hadn't actually tried to re-save anything, so i hadn't noticed. Daññy () 18:13, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
there was always a limit. And i thought you knew considering you're the one who said (somewhere, i'll look if you want me to) that the field had been reduced. If you were unaware then it might not have been, i didn't check. 18:56, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
there wasn't a limit on mine before. or, at least, it was a mile long. because my timestamp was in the field. Daññy () 23:55, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

[]

Either that was done by hilarious white people or retarded black people, and either way I think it's time for me to make my own Firefox mod: Whitewhale! (Or whatever not-so-shitty name anyone suggests.) Daññy () 22:49, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

LOL WUT. -- 22:52, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
^-- 23:00, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
call it Fireball and do 8-bit theme-- 07:35, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
you missed the point where i'm creating a browser for white people. it's primary search engine will be gizmodo. Daññy () 02:09, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

[] How to tell Wikia to fuck off

  • Install NoScript. It handles most of the goatse-like ads on the right side of the screen.
  • Install Greasemonkey. Then add "display:none" clauses for the following ids:
    • #google_ads_iframe_FOOTER_SPOTLIGHT_LEFT
    • #google_ads_iframe_FOOTER_SPOTLIGHT_MIDDLE
    • #google_ads_iframe_FOOTER_SPOTLIGHT_RIGHT

Once you've done that, your wikia will once again be ad-free. Fuck you, Wikia. Daññy () 02:09, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

Oh wait. This is a wiki. Just use monobook.css. Hurrrr. Daññy () 02:10, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
Disregard partially. Follow along for updates at . Daññy () 02:11, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
After copypasting your monobook, the question mark pops up over links, which is what I assume the a{cursor:help;} part does. How do you turn the cursor back to default, since changing it to default didn't work?-- 06:02, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
Just remove the stuff above my clearly identifiable comment. Then refresh your cache using shift+f5 or whatever. Daññy () 06:49, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
But then you would miss all the hilarity of Dragonwiki ads. Do you believe in dragons? 07:43, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
That reminds me. I've been shirking my duties as bureaucrat over at Drinking Games Wiki. I think I ought to devote some time to that. Daññy () 08:07, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
hot chick who you went to high school with, is hot. hot. 08:40, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
List of girls I've slept with: . I wish I had a better picture of 3, but she doesn't post many. Recently she died her hair red, so that's a win. Daññy () 09:12, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
my gf has red streaks in her hair :-}. dsc. 09:17, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
I guess it's ok with streaks, but when a hot blonde girl dyes her hair red it's really depressing. By the descriptions, it would also seem that you were sleeping with multiple girls during the same time period. dsp!.   09:22, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
black hair ftw? 09:26, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
black hair ftl. Daññy () 01:59, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
Danny has certain needs. Sometimes those needs are not met. He remedies this. 10:21, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
Looks like he is trying to find black/blonde/red/brown haired girl with big/small/adverage size breasts that is tall/skinny/plump/short with a dark/brown/white complexion. When you find her Danny plz link.--TREME 11:14, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
That is hilariously accurate. 12:26, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
In fact, the only inaccuracy is the word "plump." I won't even take a blowjob from an overweight chick. Daññy () 01:58, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
nom nom nom Athrun Feya () 02:04, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
If you were drunk enough? Anyway I never said fat....plump is a heavier girl that will have bigger tits that will more than likely do what Lau said.--TREME 10:33, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
Even if I was drunk. And still no. I don't like tits and if I can't see your ribs, you don't get to see my dick. Daññy () 06:34, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
Danny loves sub boys. Panic () 11:34, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Or you could just install the adblock pro addon for firefox.--TahiriVeila () 02:55, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

It says it's only for IE-- 04:19, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
It's called AdBlock Plus and it's for Firefox. Also, no-script sucks even though it won the contest beetween WOT and NoScript. And Ima tell wikiah nao. 16:20, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
My comment for the day, Juze, nobody likes you. See ya'll another day. 21:22, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
ABP was what caused the problems. Well, wikia caused the problems, but not using ABP fixes it. 22:22, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
And then my CSS shit fixes it even more, especially since it's in the global now. Daññy () 06:34, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
It was removed from the global .css actually, but yeh, your fix is better =p 13:47, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
I might write a JS that does it soon. I'm almost inspired since Wikia actually cared. I'll probably include the ability to effectively remove posts by specified users, so your browsing experience will no longer need to be plagued by autistic drivel wherever you go. I'll think on it and see. I've got basically two weeks of vacation coming up, so I'm gonna have some time to kill. Daññy () 21:22, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

[] ups

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oh, look, it's a graph describing how wikis work. Daññy () 06:36, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

"oh, look, it's a graph describing how wikis gaming works." 13:45, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
Would America's society be an example of the contrapositive? Lying, cheating, and bullshit tactics are encouraged, and elitism is glorified? Daññy () 21:26, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

TahiriVeila () 22:03, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

tight. you managed to find something that was already old a year ago. ;o Daññy () 09:24, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

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fuck you <3--TahiriVeila () 19:09, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

[] web design

fuck that get into politics--TREME 23:03, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

danny would make an amazing politician, he has the ability to be serious just when it matters and generally stays on the mature side of things, as demonstated on this wiki-- 23:07, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
I think he has quite the sense of humour. I do hope he is like a politician and not follow through with his campain promises and dosen't remove my talk from his watch list.--TREME 23:11, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
hes pro f5'er, he would have replied to this by now if he hadnt-- 23:14, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

you don't know me very well if you think i stay on the mature side of things, or if you think i'm a pro f5-er. ironically, i am planning on going into law. politics will depend on the quality of bribes i can get. i'm not going into the senate for less than 5m/year.

currently, though, web design pays bucketloads. i make anywhere from $15-35/hour. works for me. Daññy () 23:27, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

i'm not sure if your being serious or not, but most of the things i say are vague sarcasm right now-- 23:32, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
that and ive spoken to you like twice or something so i dont know you very well anyway-- 23:33, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
Lol Danny is totally bribable.~ -- () -- 23:58, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
still not sure who oskar is. or i forgot. something or other. but yes, you can bribe me, and as long as your bribe is bigger than your competitor's, you win. Daññy () 10:11, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
Yes web design is a good hobby. You have a great way with words...use that big mouth of yours--TREME 23:38, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
lawl-- 05:57, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
if you're implying i'd be good at sucking off corporations for money, you're probably more than correct. in fact, a career path in copyright law pretty much embroiders that as my future. Daññy () 10:10, August 4, 2010 (UTC)


<: dsc 10:52, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

[] /ave

Someone just lost $1100 irl money in EVE by getting exploded with what amounts to 6 years of game-time in their cargo. EVE just became the most amazing game ever just for that reason. Daññy () 16:41, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

[] Fresh from Facebook

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12 hour old kittens. How adorable! Daññy () 05:39, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

how cute! -- 07:05, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
Daññy () 14:53, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

[] Classes for this Semester

  • Physics of the Everyday Experience: This course is like Basic Physics, but basically meant to answer questions that juggalo-retards ask. (Keep in mind, I've already taken Basic Physics, so if I can't ace this course I'm going to an hero.)
  • Algorithms: Smart-people computer stuff. Also pretty much everything from my CSII course (including the same professor). Seeing as I managed to get a B in CSII without going to class, I ought to be able to pull an A in this if I actually follow through with this whole figure-I-should-start-taking-college-seriously-if-I-want-to-get-into-law-school thing.
  • The Third Reich and Literature: My friend saw this class, signed up, and I couldn't help but do the same when he showed me. This will be a test of will. I can only imagine how hard it will be to not make Jew jokes in every essay.
  • Principles of Microeconomics: You didn't think I was taking all fluff classes, did you? This shit's for my Marketing/International Business certificate monster-beast-fuck that I decided I wanted to create and declare. (What that means is while everyone else is taking senior-year filler courses, I'll be taking a heavy line of business and international relations courses. I'm still debating dropping the certificate, but the retard-masochist in me keeps saying "NO IT WOULD LOOK GREAT FOR LAW SCHOOL AND EMPLOYERS HURRRRR.")
  • Philosophy and the Just Society: I hope you weren't expecting another class of moderate difficulty level. That'd be silly. (Actually, this class is kinda cool. It focuses on a bunch of revolutionary pimps like Rousseau. If you don't know who Rousseau is, you should either go throw yourself off a cliff, inject yourself with a syringe full of AIDS, or stand next to a nuclear reactor for a few days because you're a worthless piece of marble cake.)

Anyway, clearly I'm taking a "heavy" class load this semester. I'm just looking forward to next semester. I was going to take a 100+ CS course, but every single one of them requires Algorithms. And all the business courses I need require special permission that I don't have time to get this semester because I only just paid off last semester's tuition 4 days ago. In other words: next semester will either kill me or make me a man. Daññy () 23:35, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

law school? i thought you wanted to do some programming stuff? D:-- 00:00, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
programming stuff is to pay for things until and through law school. also it's a strong failsafe option. really, though, lawyers and consultants make like 2x-10x what programmers do, and i'm not dumb enough to think "oh, i'll just take the nice, easy, steady job." if i can't afford a small country by the time i die, i wasn't successful. Daññy () 00:14, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
most people dont like lawyers though :(-- 00:15, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
Especially copyright lawyers and potential politicians. But people already don't like me, so it's not really a loss. Daññy () 00:18, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
:(-- 00:29, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
Is this because the defense lawyer paid you lots of money for a site?-- 06:45, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
No, it's because I figure I'm willing to sell my soul for a few million dollars a year. Writing up licenses and finding copyright loopholes doesn't seem all that bad if I'm making enough to buy a house whenever I feel like it. (Of course, "a few million" is a bit down the road. You have to work up the ladder a bit, but starting pay is generally enough to buy you a porsche, unless you're absolutely shit.) I've wanted to go into law for the past ~2 years. It's always been my post-graduation plan. Unless of course some encryption company offers me a cozy job, I just find a lot of CS to be too boring for the long run. Daññy () 21:06, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
Look at it this way: if you still like me in 20-30 years, you can vote for Danny for senate (if you live in my state)! Daññy () 21:12, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

C-C-COMBO BREAKER I LOVE YOU DANNY! FROM YOUR CANADIAN SWEETHEART <3 21:46, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

[] PvX Mascot?

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Daññy () 20:34, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Um, I hope this is for how manly that video was. And not for the slight homosexual tone the video took up near the end. -- 20:43, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
Lmfao where do you find this crap Danny? Rask 20:46, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
"near the end."
i think you're gaydar's off a bit, dee. that video was homosexual through and through. the band's name is Bearforce 1, even. (if you don't know, a bear is a burly, hairy gay man.) Daññy () 21:26, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
hell, at 35 seconds in there's a close-up shot of a pelvic thrust in pink short-shorts. c'mon, dee. Daññy () 21:27, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
I didn't notice! -- 21:35, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
Lies. Dee likes teh Bear cawk. 22:09, 19 August 2010 (UTC)
Ok, I just actually watched it. Good lord, Dee. How didn't your gaydar go prancing through your frontal lobe? That was one of the gayest things I've ever seen....and I've seen RENT. 22:13, 19 August 2010 (UTC)
Come on man, look at those beards! No homosexual has a beard comparable to those shaggy tufts of testosterone-infused facial beauty. -- 23:09, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
You need to really learn what a "bear" is before you start chatting with some muscular, bearded man and he offers to buy you a fizzy drink. Daññy () 04:15, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
There goes 2 mins of my life--TREME 02:58, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, that's at most half the time you spend having sex. It's not that bad. (And don't lie. We all know you got off to that. Who wouldn't?) Daññy () 04:14, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
as long as you get yours--TREME 11:14, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

also, for visual reference:

because everyone needs a nice close-up crotch shot of a burly man to brighten up their day. (and because dee apparently didn't find this gay. i'm starting to think our friendly, burly black man might be just a little too friendly.) Daññy () 04:23, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

[] Bitches clogged up the above section. Also, fuck yeah

Gay is the new black. With no offense to Big. -- -- 08:26, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Except they have voting rights and weren't enslaved for the past 200 years. Daññy () 10:38, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
But, of course, we don't let them marry *cough*thathappenedtoblackpeople*cough* 13:42, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
Gays can't marry in US? What if they flew out then returned? 13:48, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
They would be burnt at the stake. 13:53, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
The U.S. is actually hilarious with this shit. In California, it was legal for homosexuals to marry for a few months, and then conservative voters (pushed by Mormon ads and money) overturned it. However, the courts allowed anyone who got married when it was legal to remain legally married.
In other words, some of our gays are married due to a loophole.
Well, and some states allow it. 14:00, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
It's not that they "can't get married", it is that their status is not recognised legally, so if you flew out, got married, returned, you would not be married according to the law and would not be able eligible for any benefits (or disadvantages) that being married would entail. 15:19, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry benifits in marriage?--TREME 15:21, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
Hospital visitation rights, the ability to co-sign loans, co-ownership of accounts and holdings, etc. 15:51, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
I believe in some places it also has tax implications. 16:03, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
It does. It lowers the amount you pay. And, in most states, you can't legally adopt a child unless you're married. There are some that don't follow that, but it's typically the standard. 16:05, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
you get the same most rights with common law status. Anyway it was a joke. Everyone should marry and be happy...even if you are a horse--TREME 16:23, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
you can't get common law with a partner you're not allowed to marry. plus, you can legally gay-marry in California right now, thanks to that one judge. the next few weeks will surely be full of awesome gay marriages. Daññy () 19:22, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

hi bitch --Angelus... () 12:57, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, but I think you've got the wrong user talk. Ain't no bitches here, just a pimp. Daññy () 21:46, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
not_brothel.jpg -- 23:55, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

hi pimp --Angelus... () 00:03, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

[] Is that a fucking boat?

I've become accustomed to reading even the most horribly mangled captchas, but this is fucking ridiculous. Is that box-characters or something? Daññy () 22:30, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

submarine. -- 22:34, August 29, 2010 (UTC)
Obviously, it's a septic pipe. 22:37, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
Two more amazing ones, because I decided to press refresh a lot:
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I'm just waiting for arabic to show up. Daññy () 22:55, August 29, 2010 (UTC)
wat-- 22:53, August 29, 2010 (UTC)
I'll explain here as well (i already told Danny on MSN). ReCaptcha has 2 "words" in a captcha. One of them will be taken from a pre written list/dictionary. The other will be generated by the program or will be scanned pic of an old book or something, that it uses in an attempt to "learn" (so lazy people can just scan old books in and have the computer go "lol e-book" instead of someone typing it out).
Because of that last point, the computer doesn't actually know what that word is, and as such, can't tell if you're right/wrong, so you could put whatever you like for that word and the computer accepts it. (note: it's not always the second word. And yes there are ways to tell, but i'm too lazy to list them all).
It's actually become common on 4chan (specificaly /b/) to put that "unkown" word as "nigger" (or something else, but you get the point), in an attempt to corrupt the captcha/software.
</lesson> 23:00, August 29, 2010 (UTC)
knew that but wat is still the correct reply to that boat.-- 23:05, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

[] Last night

I walked right by two cops busting people for drinking underage. I was less than 5 feet away when I pitched my cup towards the bushes and continued to walk past in as nonchalant of a manner as I could manage with far too much alcohol in me. 4 of my friends followed my lead perfectly and we all got out without any tickets. Later that night, I was making out with some girl on the floor of her dorm. Unfortunately, no sex because she's a virgin.

Anyone feel their last night can top mine? I CHALLENGE YOU. Daññy () 00:42, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

I drank and got laid. Both legally and with non-virgins. I believe I just won... 01:17, 30 August 2010 (UTC)
Oh, and yes, non-virgins is plural. But I guess they didn't both happen at night. 01:21, 30 August 2010 (UTC)
You just EC'd me saying that wasn't awesome, but I think you now have a very incredible story you need to tell me soon. :> Daññy () 01:22, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
I'll tell you Monday. But yes, I was rather happy, and it was endorsed by the spouse. 01:26, 30 August 2010 (UTC)
wait, you're not 21 yet? dawww — 03:30, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
5 weeks! Daññy () 04:45, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

I got free glow-in-the-dark condoms and did a keg-stand :< Jake01:25, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

I masturbated furiously into a large gash I cut into the side of a dead cow, which I found festering in a field. The squirming maggots made it feel as if it was still alive as I plunged into the warm moist depths... 07:26, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
I want a cow too :< -- -- 08:45, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
Wait, you still didn't bang that virgin yet? 08:22, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
Nope. :< She's v prude, so it could take a bit. Daññy () 16:19, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
I drank and had sex legally (without a virgin), and I am younger than you! 13:49, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

[] If you love me

you'll sign up for with a fake e-mail address and use a coupon from there or however it works. all proceeds go to whatever I can get off of the site. Daññy () 18:57, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Oh. Correction. Just use that if something cool comes up. But I'd imagine there have to be some cool things. If there aren't, I'm sorry for posting a retarded link. Daññy () 18:58, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
Also, since they have hotel deals on there, chances are any money I get from there would be used to get a room for next year. Daññy () 19:01, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

[] MSN

nao 00:37, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

Don't do it Danny, he has the herpes.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. 08:32, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
That made me smile, Frosty. Daññy () 14:01, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

[]

That song definitely makes me think of re-titling my method of speech writing as "mash-up". Daññy () 17:02, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

err. there's some background information a lot of people probably don't have for that to make sense. but i cbf'd explaining. Daññy () 17:03, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
mashup germany is a fucking pro--TahiriVeila () 04:38, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

[] Is it just me?

Or is anyone else missing their watchlist button? 15:43, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

It's not just you. Also, all our build tags are fucked up. And the ratings page. 15:44, 8 September 2010 (UTC)
Oh, and PvXbig too. And the best part, it only happens in monobook (the fucked up tags and pvxbig). 15:46, 8 September 2010 (UTC)
I'm working on it with Wikia. They put me in touch with someone in charge and we're discussing it in email. I'll let you know what I find out, but it seems that they're prepping to move to that new skin and it's fucking up our wiki. 16:00, 8 September 2010 (UTC)
Who would've ever thought that turning a wiki into a Javascript loaded piece of shit would have side effects on everything else? Daññy () 16:23, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

[] So, in the spirit of

I think I'm need to make a whatthefuckiswrongwithmycomputer.com and make it a series of questions helping you figure out how to stop being such a retarded, computer-illiterate leech on technical society.

That said, I'm looking for common issues or issues you've run into. Feel free to add to the list below:

Thanks. Daññy () 21:07, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

Something witty to do with fan noise?--TahiriVeila () 22:59, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
Truth be told i find you can solve all your issues with the following steps:
  1. restart. It does actually solve most things
  2. Run anti-virus and anti-malware (if you don't have either you should jumpt to the next step anyway because you're stupid for not having either).
  3. Format. (In regards to viruses. This is just an easy way of "fixing", plus it cleans your computer from all the unneeded crap =D)
  4. If you're still getting butt-fucked after formatting it's probably hardware. Solution: New computer.
solves most of life's problems! Interestingly. My video card's fucked. Every so often i bluscreen and the screen goes blank (you see blue for a second). It then starts beeping (clearly telling me it's broken because it's not jsut *beep beep beep* it's like morse code (there's a proper term for said beeps but i can't remember). After restarting it it works perfectly fine for days and days (i went to a LAN party at the weeknd and it was on all weekend and there wasn't a single problem =p.) Though i'm still gonna buy a new video card >>;;. 23:13, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe it IS morse code and your broken video card is scolding you for being so mean to it!--TahiriVeila () 23:31, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
I've never had to format a drive. You should only have to format if you do something so spectacularly stupid that the only files you'd have to recover would be either corrupt or malware. As for your video card, I doubt it's the one doing the beeping. Check your mobo manufacturer for a guide to what the beeps mean. 11 beeps means fried RAM controller. I don't have the others memorized because that's the only one I've managed to run into personally. (It was a 2002 Dell piece of crap that we just tried throwing some spare RAM cards in. RAM survived, so I must've discharged when taking the old cards out. Oops.) Daññy () 00:26, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry i didn't explain it well. It is the mobo that's beeping, but the beeps are telling me (according to my mobo's beep codes_ it's the video card that's broke =p. 12:16, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Number one way to solve computer problems: Google-- 01:02, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

That's assuming people understand keywordspeak, or Google-ese, or whatever other fucktarded names they've given to "tag searching". Daññy () 01:39, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

[] This is the list. Don't fucking sign in here or add comments below this line. The section above this is for that. Or start a new section using equal signs.

  • Virus, Trojan, and general malware
  • Malware that fucks you in the ass with a spork
  • Beeping computer that won't turn on (read: totally fucked - next time don't touch your motherboard with your bare hands nutface)

[] In regards to malware

Sporks did not appreciate that statement. Rask 00:28, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

o yeah, got bored of doing missions, been mining shit for awhile :>. Teach me crap when you have time. Rask 00:29, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

[] Dear Phen, Maf, and other people that aren't computationally retarded:

You have 2 jars. You want to find the highest spot on a ladder with n rungs from which you can drop the jar without it breaking. You want to do so in less than linear time.

My solution: Use binary search until breaking the first jar. After the first jar has been broken, begin linear search from the highest proven safe point.

My book says this should be possible in O(<n) - specifically it says that lim[n->inf.]_f(n)/n = 0 - but that would imply a lower-order function being used. As far as I know, binary search, binary trees, and probabilistic functions are the only thing in that group that might be used here.

Problem is that my solution is n/2 worst case, log(n) in best case, and some ugly thing in between those in average case, which basically means I'm doing only a little better than linear search overall and not any better at all in worst case.

Now, since this is a first-level algorithm design class without a quantum grouping requirement, I'm assuming we're not supposed to be using any probabilistic functions, anyone have any ideas on how the shit you'd go about this? (Remember: you only have 2 jars.)

If anyone has a viable solution before my class tomorrow today, I'll reward you with something. (From what I understand, kd-trees might work, but I don't understand kd-trees and they definitely weren't covered in class.)

Daññy () 09:04, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Try turning it on and off. 09:29, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
Divide the n rungs into sqrt(n) sections of length sqrt(n) and do a binary search on each section. sqrt(n)(log(sqrt(n) + 1) /ragequit Dr Rawr () 11:37, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
^--TahiriVeila () 15:50, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
If sqrt(n) is of length greater than 3, though, there's still a chance you'll break two jars before determining the location. Awesome thought, though. Daññy () 16:00, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
.......... then buy another jar Dr Rawr () 16:04, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
no you cunt, stop being "clever." You have the right idea though.
1) Split your ladder into sections of length sqrt(n) like rawr says.
2) Use your first jar to go up the endpoints of the sections (linearly) until you fuck up.
3) If you never fuck up, you're at the top of the ladder. If you do, you have a shrunk search space of [a, a+sqrt(n)). Just search that linearly upwards to get your highest rung. Should be at most O(~2*sqrt(n)), c? — 16:09, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
Bernie wins! Ends up being O(sqrt(n)), which is pretty cute. (Bernie also admits he wouldn't have gotten it without the suggestion from Dr Rawr, so credit goes to both of them!) Daññy () 16:32, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

To be honest I'd just break another jar anyway because the sound of smashing glass is amusing. Also, hello everyone I assume you are all well?---- 19:13, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

I'm bleeding from the side of my face. Rask 20:39, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
fucking hungry. I don't eat enough apparently. — 22:19, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
Not the face! Maf if you're ever in America come over, I'll make you tons of delicious food. Although I can probably guarantee it will be spiked with liquor. ---- 23:28, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
lolqut. maf is american. also, make me delicious food spiked with liquor. i'll come visit! Daññy () 05:22, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
Danny I'll make you steak and burgers :< Rask 07:17, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
Make that white meat and we're good. Red meat makes me sick. Daññy () 07:47, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
don't be hating on them mexican chicks - 10:44, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
Do they have mexicans in hawaii?--TahiriVeila () 15:02, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
Mexicans are everywhere. You think a silly little ocean's gonna stop them from coming to America? Daññy () 17:41, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
No americans in england, we just get eastern europeans and muslims. 18:27, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
I believe there are more foreigners than British people in the UK. Certainly feels that way anyway. 18:52, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
gotta face the music. The amount of children we have is inversely proportional to our income. White people will be an endangered species in 100 years. — 20:45, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
No, we mostly have filipinos, which are every bit as dumb but don't have switchblades. - 23:07, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

[]

Daññy () 07:47, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

Co cute :> Rask 22:24, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

[] Danny So Drama

pick one:

  • Girlfriend of 3 years
  • Virgin freshman that wants it baaaad
  • Fuck whoever I want (up to and possibly including freshman)

I'm shit at making decisions, so I'm leaving my life up to PvX! And yes, I'm dead serious, as retarded as that might be!

(This is coming to the forefront after having fucked a girl along a bike path today and figuring I should probably figure out what do.)

Do well and I might have other questions for you in the future! Daññy () 04:30, September 12, 2010 (UTC)

Freshman. Which reminds me, I forgot to tell you about the cute blond freshamn on the girl's ultimate team who's really good and is into me :O gf gave me permission while she's abroad for the year too!--TahiriVeila () 04:34, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
Let's go two-for-two! Daññy () 04:43, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
Girlfriend, I'm a douchebag that respects women. /equips troll shield Rask 05:15, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
well you already had that biker chick (i assume she is a biker chick). biker chicks are hawt, on average, c? Also, college freshman girls are kind of gross imo (personality-wise) from my experience. So I vote girlfriend. — 05:25, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
on the other hand, my life is almost nothing like your life, so I'm not sure if you should listen to me. — 05:26, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
biker chick? also, this college freshman is actually pretty cool. also also, we're both college students. assuming you drink regularly and are not a guido, we are probably far more similar than you realize. that is the middle-america thing. Daññy () 05:30, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
(This is coming to the forefront after having fucked a girl along a bike path today. I am the anti-guido, but I don't really drink too often. — 05:35, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
pedal-bike, not motorcycle. also, i drink often and casually. you should try it. Daññy () 05:47, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
I usually only drink when i'm really bored/lonely. Jameson + classical/renaissance/enlightenment era lit is really a great way to spend an evening!--TahiriVeila () 06:18, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
yeah, i meant pedal-bike when i said biker chick ;o — 16:56, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
Do both of them? I don't really see the problem? -- 08:58, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
I vote you find a panda. I'm not suggesting you have sex with it, that would be weird. Pandas are just cool. 10:50, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
Some day, when I have a lot of money, I would like to enjoy a panda steak. The panda would, of course, die naturally. The meat might not be as delicious as that of a younger panda, but it would be panda steak nonetheless. Daññy () 16:23, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
What if it were a panda so manly that it could cut a steak out of its body without dieing and regenerate said lost body mass to become even stronger than before? Rawr.--TahiriVeila () 16:46, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
Then we're all fucked once they figure out how to use machine guns. Daññy () 17:31, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
I love that I've had both of these conversations with you already (panda and moral dilemma). I suggest breaking up with the girlfriend and fucking the virgin, as long as you can keep her sister from going Nazi commando on your ass. Eventually you're going to piss off your girlfriend anyway, and she'll leave you, so just trade her in! 01:01, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

Just an update to this thread: (You can probably assume what happened given the link - at least if you know what that page is.) Daññy () 02:30, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

[] AskDanny

Friend has a computer for 2 years, oil heater breaks and dust screws up the fans inside the computer. 2 years later, he wants to fix it. He cleans all the fans and when he boots it up, it shuts down after a few second. Bought a psu tester, says the psu works. The computer doesn't have any new hardware or anything. Switched ram around, boots for 13 seconds and shuts down. Doesn't make any beeps. Best thing I can find is either the power supply is screwed up, the cpu overheats, or the mother board/cpu is dead. Suggestions?-- 23:51, September 12, 2010 (UTC)

I stopped reading at "oil heater." Is his computer from fucking 1900 or was that a mis-type? Daññy () 04:30, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
I wouldn't doubt it's that old though, he just wants his desktop working since his laptop fucked up. I'm pretty sure it's that his power supply is dead but whatever.-- 05:27, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
I read that as he had an oil heater inside his computer. Which would make sense if he really wanted to make use of that excess heat and was from a year when natural gas wasn't as common as oxygen. What's it say when it turns on? Does it quit after the boot screen? Does quit before the boot screen? Does it try to load windows? Does the login screen show up? Need more info. Daññy () 06:42, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
Why do you need a heater in a computer, that confounds me. (edit) Infact it's stupid to even think a computer would have an oil heater, something else must have broke because you don't need heating in a computer (you need cooooooooooling, maybe it was some form of liquid cooling?). 08:20, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
Computer shuts off after 18 seconds, at first it shut off after ~5 seconds, he says it doesn't even bring up boot screen. He took out and switched the ram around, then the video card, does the same. His friend helped him clean the CPU and put in a different CPU and it did the same thing. Next he bought a power supply tester, which showed it was giving the correct voltage. He did say it cut off without restarting the test and at one point it read 7 volts and the tester showed 12v or something. That's about as much as I understood from what he said.-- 10:23, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
Could be motherboard related then. Get him to try his gpu/cpu in another computer to double check. 10:42, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
ask him to check his "clear BIOS" jumper and make sure it is in place. How far dose the boot screen get to? Dose Ram check pass? Hard drives get reconized? Time is really needed just screen info.--TREME 10:52, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
my guess is he short-circuited something when cleaning the dust, or got dust in a place where it would short-circuit something while cleaning it (on the motherboard, like frosty suggested). I am also confused about this oil heater business. did that somehow flood the computer with dust? Is it really relevant at all? — 14:05, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
or when he was cleaning the fans, he shorted them somehow, either by not properly drying (if he used water) or not taking them out of the computer to clean them. or some combination of everything i suggested. — 14:10, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
I'm worried about the statement "His friend helped him clean the CPU and put a different CPU in." You don't want to do that, afaik. Drivers, etc. Not to mention, with all this cleaning he most certainly shorted something unless he was wearing a live discharge band or working in a rubber room. Daññy () 14:52, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
He probably scrubbed all of the heating element off of his cpu XD Rask 16:01, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
also about power supply he has to make sure the power supply is the proper wattage. It's Amps that matter. How much power is the power supplying? Power supplies do go and a good upgrade wouldn't hurt.--TREME 16:11, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
His power supply is fine. It worked before, he just hasn't used it in awhile. Rask 17:29, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
I have no idea how his oil heater breaking caused dust to gunk up the fans. He's trying a different power supply so if that doesn't work, he might have short-circuited something (he cleaned ALL the fans). I'm pretty sure he tried a different CPU in the same computer... I'll ask him to try testing it on a different computer.-- 21:50, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
Are you SURE his computer has an oil HEATER, because the whole idea of computers is they get hot and you take cooling (fans and shit). Maybe he is confusing it with something... 22:20, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
I thought it was like an oil furnace for his house not his pc. What the fuck would a heater be doing in a pc and why would it be burning oil? O.o--TahiriVeila () 22:32, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe it's actually liquid cooling >>;;? 22:34, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
maybe his friend is trolling us with the oil heater. — 01:00, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
Can we shift focus from the prospect of an oil heater being in a computer, although the idea is extremely fascinating and musing about it is delightful? Did computers even have liquid cooling as an option 4 years ago?-- 02:55, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
Yes but it would have been a bit more expensive than it is now. 07:08, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
"Did computers even have liquid cooling as an option 4 years ago?" that's almost adorable in a way. It somehow feels like asking 'did cars eve have nitro as an option 10 years ago?' — 07:19, September 14, 2010 (UTC)


tl;dr Relyk's friend is retarded.   02:56, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

[] IDs and Bars in America

So, I've been looking into civilian rights in police encounters lately, and the one area that seems to be rather vague is bar/nightclub encounters.

My theory is that you do not have to comply with an officers request for an ID, even if you are actively drinking an alcoholic beverage, because that officer has no reason to suspect you did not legally purchase that beverage. Compulsory identification would appear to assume guilt on behalf of the compelled, which runs contrary to other civilian legal standards.

Anyone have any insight or opinions? Daññy () 05:30, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

Well first, it's "because that officer has no reason to suspect you did not ILlegally purchase" and if they have an alcoholic beverage, the bartender is supposed to check. Plus, if a police officer in any country is at a bar, he's likely to be one of the people also drinking and therefore very unlikely to care. 05:33, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
I'm talking about when cops do regular "busts" at bars. Maybe it's more just a college-town thing, but it happens regularly around here. They just approach anyone and ask for an ID. Also, you're quote there isn't quite right. Gotta watch those triple negatives. (Your version reads as "that officer has reason to suspect you did illegally purchase" once you drop the double-negative.) Daññy () 05:36, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
Cops don't actually need a real reason to ask you for shit. They just need to come up with a sufficient bullshit excuse.   05:40, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not a huge language guy, but I'll take your word that I re-quoted it incorrectly. Anyways, you should have mentioned the college thing. It's not so much of a "bust" sort of thing but to make sure nobody is going to drive drunk, or that there is a designated driver to make sure everybody gets home safely. 05:41, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
^Sufficient bullshit excuse.   05:42, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
Well they need a warrant to enter your home. Otherwise your tax dollars are allowing them to search you. 05:46, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
That's not true in the slightest. You don't even have to consent to allowing a K-9 unit to sniff-search your car. And, most certainly, they can't stop you walking down the street and search your person. Daññy () 05:47, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
^ Actually, it's got nothing to do with DDs. They're all about handing out PAULAs (Possession of Alcohol Under the Legal Age). They run a few hundred dollars each. There are, on average, 20-30 handed out each weekend, more during home games. It's also about catching people using fakes. I think the biggest problem is that most kids just comply because they don't actually understand their rights. Daññy () 05:46, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
That's what the ACLU is for! A friend of mine just got a $10,000 settlement after they detained him on "unreasonable suspicion" - or, as he put it, "being brown too close to a crime scene". Daññy () 05:46, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

For anyone who hasn't, I'd suggest brushing up on the ACLU's "Know Your Rights" page found . There's a few supplements that go more into depth around the web, but knowing the basics is a good place to start. Daññy () 05:50, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

I feel like i should keep a copy of that in my car and/or memorize the contents.   05:59, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
I'd memorize it, as well as your lawyer's number. Also, assuming you have a smartphone, I'd suggest getting UStream's app - . Record video and save it live to UStream's server. Even if they take your phone, you still have the evidence you need - PLUS, you have the evidence that they took your phone without a warrant, which is an illegal seizure (assuming you're not actively committing a crime). All in all, if the cops fuck with you and you're smart, it won't be long until you're raking in the settlement money. Daññy () 06:07, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
I dont even think i have a lawyer...dunno. And i only have the original iphone so that app wont work :<. What exactly would you be recording though? =\   06:10, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
The entire confrontation. Or just whenever you feel like it. However, according to , it could get you arrested. However, I have a feeling it won't be long before one of these hits the Supreme Court and it gets completely annihilated. (If the Supreme Court does, for some retarded reason, uphold a conviction involving this, I'm peaceing out of America. That's one step too close to a military-state for me - especially with the way this terror-legislation stuff keeps going. Daññy () 06:20, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
isn't it audio they get you for? if its just video, doesn't that stay within privacy rights, for the officer, so that your case has more stability? I remember that audio was the big deal in recording these situations. 06:25, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
Well scanning/reading a couple sites comes up with: if you weren't actually drinking, just do what they say and hope they make you take the breathalizer or violate your rights. Also if you were drinking, refuse the breathalizer and get a diversion (which is go for a lesser charge i guess). The smartphone idea would be an excellent way to annoy them and make them screw up, unless you want to push the audio issue, I'd guess you'd get the "stability" with just video.-- 06:39, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
under the wire-tapping thing, audio/video doesn't matter. it's the "recording without consent" thing. but you don't normally need consent to record anyway, so it's stupid. as for drinking - never go along with the cops, regardless, unless you really weren't doing anything wrong and just wanna be on your way. wanna fuck with them - pull out a camera and disallow any searches. Daññy () 06:42, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
Don't interfere with them though. If you so much as touch them, they have the right to arrest you for interfering. You CAN take notes, film, etc. You just can't get in their way. 02:38, 28 September 2010 (UTC)
What exactly is "getting in their way?" Suppose I'm taking notes down and they try to go around my car and they bump into me. Did I "get in their way?" 02:47, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
Basically, yes. "Interfering" is a silly word legally. You should always keep about 5-10 feet from them just in case. If you get too close, they can claim that they had "reasonable cause" to put you on the ground and arrest you for "their own safety". 02:50, 28 September 2010 (UTC)
That's only if you're an external party. If you're directly involved, it's best to just stand still - if they start coming toward you, trying to maintain distance is definitely gonna be a poor decision. Daññy () 03:26, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
Or you could just be like most of the people on the internet and lock yourself in the basement all year. That way you don't need to worry about cops or nothing. -- - 03:37, September 28 2010 (UTC)

I found it interesting that according to the ALCU site, outside of being an immigrant or when you are driving a car, you don't appear to have to provide ID when a policeman asks for it. That is not the case here in Germany. In fact it is illegal to not have ID on you here that you need to present whenever you are asked. Probably the most interesting things I read there were about immigration cases. They have no right to enter a house with a deportation warrant? Hilarious. 07:33, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

[] ASM and EVE

This started as a different wall of text, but then I realized that a) I'm unlikely to get many responses and b) I'd rather not put out all the details of my project publicly.

Basically, anyone with knowledge of C++ and/or ASM, or willingness and self-motivation to learn both or either, feel free to contact my about this. Before you even bother with that, though, watch . If you get bored or completely confused, this project isn't for you. After you've watched it, do it. If you can't because of "I don't get x" or "I don't have x so I can't do this" or "Why isn't x working", this project isn't for you. If you're still interested and you actually completed the step-by-step tutorial, congratulations! There's a slim chance this project is for you!

Most importantly: Anything accomplished from this project will be unlikely to result in financial gain, increased interwebs reputation, or anything other than a sense of accomplishment, a new skill set, and a pat on the back from Danny himself.

Daññy () 07:36, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

I'll bite....why do you want to hook?--TREME 11:36, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
LEt's all sit an think of three reasons why you'd want to perform an engine hook on an MMO. zzz -- 13:04, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
I suggest this gets taken else where (i.e. off the wiki). 13:48, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, I'm not looking to hook the game itself. However, as I did state earlier, any conversation about this is not going to happen on PvX for a number of reasons. Daññy () 17:29, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
While I don't know your reasons. Thanks <3. 21:36, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
Although I understand...still hard to get motivated to dedicate time to this unless there is a good enough reason right? Anyway just wondering and I don't think I have the skills that you prefer--TREME 22:10, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

[] alcohol

guess who can legally buy it in the US in 1 week? Daññy () 06:13, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

me? Is it me? 06:27, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
the correct answer is mizzouman. - 07:03, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
I bet it's DANNY! 18:37, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
Also I love how you say legally "buy" and not legally "drink" <3 18:38, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
yayay alcohol — 22:31, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

[] Sig

Is broken. Can't see anything posted below it. Fix plox.   04:00, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

fixed. -- <staff></staff> 04:06, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
what's your nickname as a staff member?-- 10:22, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
Dannymcsexy probably. -<staff></staff> 12:19, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
Is there a reason you have the staff images in your sigs >.>? 12:39, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
"If you're concerned that a non-staff member is using one, please let us know!" Tisk tisk!!! JUZE....I got something for you.--TREME 13:22, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
Because it's cute? :> -- <staff></staff> 15:53, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
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