first, but no one cares -- 12:06, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- Second. You're married and have kids? ....really? 16:40, 23 April 2009
- Shocked? 16:56, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- I am.----The Liger talk 08:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC) 16:57, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- I know I am. They really should require an IQ test before letting people have children :/ 17:06, 23 April 2009
- I suppose it's the whole CALL THIS BUILD HUNTER OUT OF RESPECT FOR THE FOUNDER thing that made me think you were a 10 year old.----The Liger talk 08:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC) 17:07, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- And the many other generally retarded statements. I still don't think I believe you. 17:10, 23 April 2009
- I suppose it's the whole CALL THIS BUILD HUNTER OUT OF RESPECT FOR THE FOUNDER thing that made me think you were a 10 year old.----The Liger talk 08:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC) 17:07, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- I know I am. They really should require an IQ test before letting people have children :/ 17:06, 23 April 2009
- I am.----The Liger talk 08:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC) 16:57, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- Shocked? 16:56, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
(ec)Thought I found something unique and didn't want it called something gay like 55 monk....sue me. 17:14, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- It didn't give a good first impression.----The Liger talk 08:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC) 17:16, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- Let's be honest, he hasn't given a good....90th impression. I'm really doubting that you're old enough to have kids. If you do, then our world is fucked up. 17:17, 23 April 2009
- I know that NOW!!! didn't know this place was so srs....@KJ I wouldn't expect anything else out of you. 17:19, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- Tbh, I really don't think many people believe you not just KJ.----The Liger talk 08:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC) 17:20, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- Awww, you hurt my feelings, Xtreme. Lol, gtfo of here. See? Saying things like that is what makes me think you're 13->15ish. And most people here doubt half of what you say, for example: "I ran this bonder in GvG and it did pretty good". Pure bullshit. But don't take it personally, because I don't believe half of what the people on this wiki say. People lie on the internet. It's pretty normal, apparently. 17:23, 23 April 2009
- I'm not actually a liger.----The Liger talk 08:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC) 17:24, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- KJ don't be a retard...crap there goes the RC 17:25, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- Yea, you're definitely 15 if your best retaliatory comment is "don't be a retard". 17:26, 23 April 2009
- Wow you missed that completely....it was right in front of your face and you still missed it.lol 17:30, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- Yea, definitely 13. 17:31, 23 April 2009
- Wow you missed that completely....it was right in front of your face and you still missed it.lol 17:30, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- Yea, you're definitely 15 if your best retaliatory comment is "don't be a retard". 17:26, 23 April 2009
- KJ don't be a retard...crap there goes the RC 17:25, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- I'm not actually a liger.----The Liger talk 08:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC) 17:24, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- Awww, you hurt my feelings, Xtreme. Lol, gtfo of here. See? Saying things like that is what makes me think you're 13->15ish. And most people here doubt half of what you say, for example: "I ran this bonder in GvG and it did pretty good". Pure bullshit. But don't take it personally, because I don't believe half of what the people on this wiki say. People lie on the internet. It's pretty normal, apparently. 17:23, 23 April 2009
- Tbh, I really don't think many people believe you not just KJ.----The Liger talk 08:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC) 17:20, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- I know that NOW!!! didn't know this place was so srs....@KJ I wouldn't expect anything else out of you. 17:19, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- Let's be honest, he hasn't given a good....90th impression. I'm really doubting that you're old enough to have kids. If you do, then our world is fucked up. 17:17, 23 April 2009
wat —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tab. (talk • contribs) 17:35, 23 April 2009 (UTC).
Seconding the wat, I saw this earlier and considered telling you all to shut the fuck up, I wish I had. So now instead of going PvX:CHILL or something lame, I am just going to go ahead and say KJ, Liger, shut the fuck up. Go somewhere else. Misery Says Moo 17:37, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- No. Ups, banned. 17:38, 23 April 2009
- Stfu misery Rawrawr Dinosaur 18:54, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
DRAMA FREE[]
New Start...Hi what is this place? 18:37, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
- So I herd u liek mudkipz?Kammorremae 19:05, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
You're either the biggest troll or the worst liar on PvX[]
"I'm a Marketing Analyst for NCSoft".......LOL. Come on....you could have thought of something better than that. 15:09, 24 April 2009
I don't know, he went from posting in the most basic form of English, and rather deplorable grammar, to posting in advanced English with an interesting decrease in grammatical errors.Disregard, but still, Great troll or the greatest troll?----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 15:11, 24 April 2009 (UTC)- Droks has him beat. Misery Says Moo 15:50, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
- /bow 17:59, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
- Blatantly obvious this kid is Napalm. Fapper Mc Channer 20:54, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
- This isn't Napalm. Napalm is a hundred times more retardedly obvious. It's his trademark. ··· Danny Does Drugs 21:06, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
- orly? Fapper Mc Channer 21:23, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
- Why hello there Napalm D: Brandnew 21:25, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
- orly? Fapper Mc Channer 21:23, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
- This isn't Napalm. Napalm is a hundred times more retardedly obvious. It's his trademark. ··· Danny Does Drugs 21:06, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
- Blatantly obvious this kid is Napalm. Fapper Mc Channer 20:54, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
- /bow 17:59, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
Your being trolled[]
205.178.145.65 21:45, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
new build[]
with Infuse Health with Grenth's Balance ...been done at 330 health? 23:38, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
- User:Misery/Infuse_Grenth, was trashed, lawl. It was vetted for like 3 weeks. Misery Says Moo 23:45, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
- The talk page on that is an epic tl;dr--Relyk 23:51, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
- Close to what I have..there is a few differences but the premis is the same....didn't do well? I have tried it in Sifhalla in the tourney and it rules. I am sure other solo's do well but I found the 55 fail in the tourney and this one seems to rule. Tried it a few times in RA and did well with is as well and got praise. Guess it's not that good 00:55, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- Just read the page and really it is all about timing. Question how often does a monk contribute to a spike?..how about next to none. Yes the CAN but how often? If they don't get a full heal bar then sins and wars get on there case for not keeping them alive. At least this way a GOOD monk can start and finsih the spike with armour ignoring damage. Really it depends on the team...hence PVP....imo...as a rookie 01:05, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- Monks sometimes spec into smiting for using castigation signet for energy and can contribute to spike :)--Relyk 01:36, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- Hardly a good spike spell....Balance can do over 200 armour ignoring to start the spike. Plus you can heal others back up to full. I have had great success with it so far. @ Misery did you "prep" before a battle to start off with low health? That was the key for me to start low then ping the skill and let others know about the spike so next time your teamates know it is comming. Problem with it is when you are in a middle of the fight and all you can do is heal....but that is what a monk should be doing. 13:37, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- Monks sometimes spec into smiting for using castigation signet for energy and can contribute to spike :)--Relyk 01:36, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- Just read the page and really it is all about timing. Question how often does a monk contribute to a spike?..how about next to none. Yes the CAN but how often? If they don't get a full heal bar then sins and wars get on there case for not keeping them alive. At least this way a GOOD monk can start and finsih the spike with armour ignoring damage. Really it depends on the team...hence PVP....imo...as a rookie 01:05, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- Close to what I have..there is a few differences but the premis is the same....didn't do well? I have tried it in Sifhalla in the tourney and it rules. I am sure other solo's do well but I found the 55 fail in the tourney and this one seems to rule. Tried it a few times in RA and did well with is as well and got praise. Guess it's not that good 00:55, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- The talk page on that is an epic tl;dr--Relyk 23:51, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
YO DUDE[]
YOU BEST STOP TROLLING MY DANNY OR I'LL BE FORCED TO LOVE YOU LONG TIME YOU. AND I'M SERIOUS. I TRACK IP'S TO THEIR LOCATION AND THEN BREAK INTO HOUSES AND LOVE YOU LONG TIME WITHOUT REMORSE. JUST WARNING YOU. - GuildWarsSrsBsns 05:03, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- WHO THE FUCK EDITED ME. THE WORD IS RAPE AND MOLEST. NOT LOVE YOU LONG TIME. - GuildWarsSrsBsns 01:55, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- It was directed at KJ...but noted...guess I got to start using proxies 11:17, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- HOW CAN YOU BE A MARKET ANALYST FOR NCSOFT WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN ENGLISH PROPERLY. MY TROLL SENSES ARE TINGLING HARD FUCKING CORE.----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 17:07, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- He fits half the job description of an ANET employee, being a faggot and all. skakid9090 17:08, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- DONT WORRY GUYS, I ALREADY HAVE HIS LOCATION TRACKED, TOMORROW LOOK FOR A NEWS HEADLINE OF SOMEONE BEING VIOLENTLY LOVED LONG TIME THROUGH THE SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE CALLED "PVXWIKI" - GuildWarsSrsBsns 17:59, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- I can "english" fine thanks....because we are trained in a lab to think at a high pace my brain works so fast that my typing fails. When I have a few beers my mind slows down and I am able to type better. My English is fine it's my damn typing skills....who is that in the window? 02:41, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
- Market Analysts are trained in a lab? wut? 13:30, 26 April 2009
- Attention!!!! This is a joke...lol...even funnier now 13:40, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
- Ups, it's the old fashioned "hey guys, I was just kidding. lolz on you who believed me!" defense. Well, I'm not buying it. You're fucking 13, a huge puss-weazel with minimal brain functionality, and a disgustingly annoying bitch. Congrats! 13:43, 26 April 2009
- You are getting trolled so bad atm KJ <3 Brandnew 13:45, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
- I like being trolled. It makes me tingly in my pants :D 13:45, 26 April 2009
- You are getting trolled so bad atm KJ <3 Brandnew 13:45, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
- Ups, it's the old fashioned "hey guys, I was just kidding. lolz on you who believed me!" defense. Well, I'm not buying it. You're fucking 13, a huge puss-weazel with minimal brain functionality, and a disgustingly annoying bitch. Congrats! 13:43, 26 April 2009
- I can "english" fine thanks....because we are trained in a lab to think at a high pace my brain works so fast that my typing fails. When I have a few beers my mind slows down and I am able to type better. My English is fine it's my damn typing skills....who is that in the window? 02:41, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
- DONT WORRY GUYS, I ALREADY HAVE HIS LOCATION TRACKED, TOMORROW LOOK FOR A NEWS HEADLINE OF SOMEONE BEING VIOLENTLY LOVED LONG TIME THROUGH THE SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE CALLED "PVXWIKI" - GuildWarsSrsBsns 17:59, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- He fits half the job description of an ANET employee, being a faggot and all. skakid9090 17:08, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
- HOW CAN YOU BE A MARKET ANALYST FOR NCSOFT WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN ENGLISH PROPERLY. MY TROLL SENSES ARE TINGLING HARD FUCKING CORE.----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 17:07, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
Here she comes, she's cool like sin, I can feel my blood get thin
Here she comes she'll suck me in take a deep breath and begin.
She's wild eyed and confident
Heard my words knew what I meant
You could be my only friend when they dump me in the end
It isn't money why she sticks around
She's stuck in mud and trying to take me down
She behaves like she's on fire
on her tiptoes reach up higher
and if the doctor can't do tricks
you can use your normal fix
And if she asks you why you can't come play
kiss her cheek and say you can't today
and I can't wake her up cos she's already dead
I can't wake her up did you hear what I said
Here she comes, she's cool like sin, I can feel my blood get thin
Here she comes she'll suck me in take a deep breath and begin.
—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lord of all tyria (contribs) 19:47, 27 April 2009 (UTC).
YO DUDE []
ITS RAPIN' TIME, HOPE YOU HAVE THE BOY BUTTER READY - GuildWarsSrsBsns 01:54, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- The line's supposed to go "...and you're all alone in the woods where nothing possibly could go wrong."--IkimonoNeeds more Paragon 03:46, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Hi[]
Mr. Xtreme. I'm Angelus and I work for the FBI. I have a gorgeous wife and I love to have sex with her ever night as I pound my foot long peice of man meat into her every. single. night. I make about $200,000 a year and have 6 kids. I have 3 homes and I live in a huge mansion. Nice to meet you, lets be friends. -- 02:16, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- I'm Danny and I work as a business consultant for several top corporations, including IBM and Microsoft. I'm unmarried by choice, preferring to frequent the local clubs and bring home whatever fine set of tits and ass catches my attention. I'm averaging 5 million USD per quarter, and I take the winters and summers off to vacation. My primary residence is a penthouse in Trump Tower, but I hold timeshares with Marriot and Hilton. I hope we can get to know each other better! ··· Danny Does Drugs 05:08, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- I'm Misery, I'm still a student, struggle to make rent each month and I am on the verge of flunking most of my classes. I often cook for myself out of cans or eat cheap Chinese takeaways. I'm 23 and still a virgin, probably due to my highly abrasive personality. I haven't even talked to a girl properly since I was 12. I pleasure myself almost nightly and have a socially crippling porn addiction. I contemplate suicide weekly, but don't have the guts to actually go through with it and detest the site of blood. Due to my total failure in life both professionally and socially I come on to the internet and take it out on innocent third parties by trying to make their lives miserable and sucking all the joy out of something that should be nothing but fun. Please, please, please be my friend. Misery Says Moo 06:27, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- You're talking about my life in 7 years, it's strangely bothersome :<--Relyk 06:51, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- @Angelus...6 kids...damn and you still have time to PVX....you got your wife trained!!!!
- @Danny...pfffft...Trump tower....everybody knows Palms hotel in Las Vegas is where it is at....I think you only make 4mil/year.
- @Misery can you be more specific....you just described every student...Besides the food of choice is Kraft Dinner so I think you are full of shit. I KNOW you work for APPLE!!!! 11:10, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- Wow you did university wrong. Misery Says Moo 11:38, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- LOL 12:37, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- Hi, I'm Shadow I'm a raging drunk with bipolar personality disorder. I work at a local law firm at which I was just made partner. I make six figures a year defending societies lowest scum ranging from murderers to rapists. I come home at night cold and alone because my job and personality disorder make it nearly impossible to hold a relationship. I come on the internet to find more monsters such as myself, please be my friend? ----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 12:42, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- Typical scumbag commie lawyer...cold night...must be a russian 13:36, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- Hi, I'm KJ. I currently work for a brokerage firm dealing exclusively with Madison Avenue. My average annual income is $800k/year. I am married to a woman in New York and one in Philadelphia, have 6 children between my two families, and neither are aware that the other exists. As a humanist, it pains me that I abuse both of my wives physically and sexually; however, as a polygamist it is my duty set forth by God long before my birth. I have an unhealthy desire to inflict pain on myself and have frequently been found in obscure places with unexplainable cuts and bruises all over my body. I especially enjoy sounding and hope that you will join with me in the intense physical release provided by the practice. Please be my friend! 14:47, 29 April 2009
- Hi, I'm Relyk. I just spelled my name backwards to come up with a username. I enjoy relaxing on the cold pavement in the middle of the night wondering why my cat died. Then I punch the ground until my fists cry blood. I like a girl I've known for 6 years who I will never ask out because I'm afraid of failure. In fact, I think of myself as a failure for not being perfect. My mother is a biased, clueless, simpleton and I don't even know who my dad is. I randomly scream in horror when I realize I'm not in a rich home enjoying life to the lowest and instead suffer from intellect that turns me into forlorn, unfeeling bastard. If I have children, I will raise them against all the ideals my parents raised me through as rebellion against society. I only talk to people when I think its necessary or important, for which part I don't talk to anyone. I think its necessary to talk to you right now. So will you be my friend?--Relyk 15:29, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- RELYK IF YOU'RE GOING TO TROLL DO IT RIGHT, IF YOU SAY YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOUR DAD IS HOW CAN YOUR "PARENTS" HAVE RAISED YOU.......----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 15:32, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- ^ too believable. Poor troll attempt. 15:39, 29 April 2009
- Fuck you shadowsin--Relyk 15:43, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- I actually thought miserys was real. Rawrawr Dinosaur 15:50, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- Hi, I'm Relyk. I just spelled my name backwards to come up with a username. I enjoy relaxing on the cold pavement in the middle of the night wondering why my cat died. Then I punch the ground until my fists cry blood. I like a girl I've known for 6 years who I will never ask out because I'm afraid of failure. In fact, I think of myself as a failure for not being perfect. My mother is a biased, clueless, simpleton and I don't even know who my dad is. I randomly scream in horror when I realize I'm not in a rich home enjoying life to the lowest and instead suffer from intellect that turns me into forlorn, unfeeling bastard. If I have children, I will raise them against all the ideals my parents raised me through as rebellion against society. I only talk to people when I think its necessary or important, for which part I don't talk to anyone. I think its necessary to talk to you right now. So will you be my friend?--Relyk 15:29, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- Hi, I'm KJ. I currently work for a brokerage firm dealing exclusively with Madison Avenue. My average annual income is $800k/year. I am married to a woman in New York and one in Philadelphia, have 6 children between my two families, and neither are aware that the other exists. As a humanist, it pains me that I abuse both of my wives physically and sexually; however, as a polygamist it is my duty set forth by God long before my birth. I have an unhealthy desire to inflict pain on myself and have frequently been found in obscure places with unexplainable cuts and bruises all over my body. I especially enjoy sounding and hope that you will join with me in the intense physical release provided by the practice. Please be my friend! 14:47, 29 April 2009
- Typical scumbag commie lawyer...cold night...must be a russian 13:36, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- Hi, I'm Shadow I'm a raging drunk with bipolar personality disorder. I work at a local law firm at which I was just made partner. I make six figures a year defending societies lowest scum ranging from murderers to rapists. I come home at night cold and alone because my job and personality disorder make it nearly impossible to hold a relationship. I come on the internet to find more monsters such as myself, please be my friend? ----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 12:42, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- LOL 12:37, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- Wow you did university wrong. Misery Says Moo 11:38, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- You're talking about my life in 7 years, it's strangely bothersome :<--Relyk 06:51, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- I'm Misery, I'm still a student, struggle to make rent each month and I am on the verge of flunking most of my classes. I often cook for myself out of cans or eat cheap Chinese takeaways. I'm 23 and still a virgin, probably due to my highly abrasive personality. I haven't even talked to a girl properly since I was 12. I pleasure myself almost nightly and have a socially crippling porn addiction. I contemplate suicide weekly, but don't have the guts to actually go through with it and detest the site of blood. Due to my total failure in life both professionally and socially I come on to the internet and take it out on innocent third parties by trying to make their lives miserable and sucking all the joy out of something that should be nothing but fun. Please, please, please be my friend. Misery Says Moo 06:27, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
u mad? Misery Says Moo 20:07, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- I'm 24, married, and live in the South (of the US). I just finished my Masters in Adolescent Development and have BA's in Education and Greek. I have worked with teens for over 6 years now and continue to do so at my new job. I lack any original thoughts and compelled to do what everyone else is doing so I can be accepted. Please from this day forward call me sheep. Call me. 22:27, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- You forgot the part about sounding. 22:30, 29 April 2009
- Yah right beside the cervix....or others would consider calling it uvula...lol 23:13, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- I don't think you'd know a troll if it stood in front of you and said "im a fucking troll" -- 00:40, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- wuts a troll?--Relyk 00:45, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- I think they guard bridges and eat goats.Kammorremae 00:47, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- i have yet to see one guard a bridge--Relyk 00:51, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- [1]Kammorremae 01:03, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- Can I haz troll? 16:39, 30 April 2009
- [1]Kammorremae 01:03, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- i have yet to see one guard a bridge--Relyk 00:51, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- I think they guard bridges and eat goats.Kammorremae 00:47, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- wuts a troll?--Relyk 00:45, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- I don't think you'd know a troll if it stood in front of you and said "im a fucking troll" -- 00:40, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- Yah right beside the cervix....or others would consider calling it uvula...lol 23:13, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- You forgot the part about sounding. 22:30, 29 April 2009
- I'm 24, married, and live in the South (of the US). I just finished my Masters in Adolescent Development and have BA's in Education and Greek. I have worked with teens for over 6 years now and continue to do so at my new job. I lack any original thoughts and compelled to do what everyone else is doing so I can be accepted. Please from this day forward call me sheep. Call me. 22:27, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Hi, my name is [insert any PvX member here]. I'm quite possibly in high school, maybe in college, might have graduated, and probably haven't dropped out, regardless of what many people call retardation. I'm actually mildly intelligent, but have yet to begin to understand how things work in video games (i.e. why the sniper rifle isn't always good, or what synergy is). I make little to no money every year (at most probably $45,000). I might have a girlfriend or wife (although I'd probably never share pictures of her out of fear of being ridiculed). I live in a suburb-sized city (or Gary if I'm black). I have various hobbies, none of which are very productive or worth mentioning. I've barely experienced anything life has to offer, and probably never will experience most of it. ··· Danny Does Drugs 17:51, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- Do I qualify if I make $42k a year (fucking non-profit), but my wife makes $84k? I want to be one of the cool stereotypes too, so I hope this doesn't disqualify me. Oh, and I would show pics of my wife, but she would rip my nuts off if I did. 18:01, 30 April 2009
- Now we know who
wareswears the pants in your familly 18:08, 30 April 2009 (UTC)- Now we know who can grammar. Life 18:10, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- Um...how did you not already know it'd be my wife? Wait 'til you get married and then you'll understand. 18:12, 30 April 2009
- Men with beards full of menergy should be wearing the pants imo. Life 18:22, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- I wear the pants in some situations and she wears the pants in others. That's how marriages work. If only 1 person wears the pants for everything that would be a fucked up marriage. 18:34, 30 April 2009
- It's called pussy whipped 18:47, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- Xtreme, God invented doggy style for a reason, and it wasn't just to give Ron Jeremy a career.--Kammorremae 19:08, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- It's called pussy whipped 18:47, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- I wear the pants in some situations and she wears the pants in others. That's how marriages work. If only 1 person wears the pants for everything that would be a fucked up marriage. 18:34, 30 April 2009
- Men with beards full of menergy should be wearing the pants imo. Life 18:22, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- Now we know who
Hi Mr. Xtreme, I'm Rh.....er...guilwarssrsbsns. I spend my life living between 3 primary locations in the United States, focusing on the eastern coast. To get by, i frequent gay bars and lead unsuspecting men into short term relationships in order to get their bank account info. I then brutally molest them, murder them, and drain their blood (which i keep in an organized collection under a scret panel in the floor of my cellar in my home in North Carolina). After disposing of their bodies, now dried to the point of resembling a prune, i leave town to my next location and begin this procces again. IN my spare time i frequent online MMORPG's such as guild wars not only to find potential targets, but as a means of sexual release, pleasuring myself to the thoughts of Charr fellating my 3.2 inch phallus. nice to meet you - GuildWarsSrsBsns 19:36, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- You've got me beat by an inch and a half. Damn 19:47, 30 April 2009
- @Rh...finally I have met "That guy"...you know the one that takes it too far. Please to meet you....now gtfo 20:27, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- tbh, im not taking it too far. give me an email address and i'll send you some photographs of my victims. - 70.15.5.190 21:06, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- He would never take anything too far. He just tells you as it is. ··· Danny Does Drugs 21:18, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- For a serial killer you suck at gathering info. You like hacking people so learn to hack computers. 11:09, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
- This topic is now about bunnies. Can anyone suggest a cute mcRabbit for me to get as a pet? :3, Also rhys bbz you couldn't hurt a fly let alone drain all the blood out of peoples bodies.----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 07:30, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Who's Rhys? ;3 - GuildWarsSrsBsns 17:21, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- This topic is now about bunnies. Can anyone suggest a cute mcRabbit for me to get as a pet? :3, Also rhys bbz you couldn't hurt a fly let alone drain all the blood out of peoples bodies.----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 07:30, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- For a serial killer you suck at gathering info. You like hacking people so learn to hack computers. 11:09, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
- He would never take anything too far. He just tells you as it is. ··· Danny Does Drugs 21:18, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- tbh, im not taking it too far. give me an email address and i'll send you some photographs of my victims. - 70.15.5.190 21:06, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
- @Rh...finally I have met "That guy"...you know the one that takes it too far. Please to meet you....now gtfo 20:27, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
you've done your troll response[]
Now leave it be, or b7hammer is in use. Also if anyone starts writing walls of text about how people should go die and such I will just b7 them since, well, your taking the internet way to seriously at that point... FrostytheAdmin 09:06, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- Srs Frost is Srs. Oo----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 09:12, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
- My Frostelfloobs would ban me because i have manic and serial killer tendencies? :<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< - GuildWarsSrsBsns 17:19, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
I would have defended you before[]
but you're a stupid fucking annoying lying immature little 13 year old bitch. Seriously, get the fuck off guild wars. Trance Gemini 23:08, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- What changed your mind? 10:52, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- The fact that you act like a retarded monkey maybe, and bring all this shit on yourself? If you were just a dumbass, we would have walked by and forgot it ever happened, but you had to shove your retardedness and your lies in our faces. That is asking to get flamed to the 'xtreme' Trance Gemini 12:32, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- What lie? 12:38, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- STFU FrostytheAdmin 12:39, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Aw hell naw frost, come on man. Trance Gemini 12:40, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Stop trying to start shit it's really stupid, you don't need to be insulting this guy, keep your thoughts in your head. FrostytheAdmin 12:42, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Ok, fine, just so he knows he has one less terrible player that's willing to back him up. Trance Gemini 12:43, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- I suggest you stop trying on my floobel frostels mcnoodledoople's nerves before he gets all frostyrage and b&'s you :< - 22:08, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Ok, fine, just so he knows he has one less terrible player that's willing to back him up. Trance Gemini 12:43, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Stop trying to start shit it's really stupid, you don't need to be insulting this guy, keep your thoughts in your head. FrostytheAdmin 12:42, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- Aw hell naw frost, come on man. Trance Gemini 12:40, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- The fact that you act like a retarded monkey maybe, and bring all this shit on yourself? If you were just a dumbass, we would have walked by and forgot it ever happened, but you had to shove your retardedness and your lies in our faces. That is asking to get flamed to the 'xtreme' Trance Gemini 12:32, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
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Please stop being terrible. Thank you. --Oj▲mo 01:42, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
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"A good monk NEEDS a sprint in any PVP. Good bar but can't get to fights fast enough and avoid rushes. NEEDS a speed increase imoImage:Xtreme Hunter.png 13:35, 12 May 2009 (UTC)" Hello, stop commenting until you play real pvp/with nonbads. Goodbye. 82.9.18.53 15:16, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- What makes you think I don't? You think I am wrong by saying the monk needs a speed boost? 16:08, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- You are wrong. Open obs. Count how many monks have speed boosts. Misery Says Moo 16:13, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- In his defense, it is flagged for AB, too :> - 16:15, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Hell even in RA you need to run. 16:17, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Ok, so you think a 25% ims (considering warriors also have that 25% and can just bulls you) is better than a 75% which means when they knock you you can actually survive? Thats some amazing logic bro, I'll recommend you to people. 82.9.18.53 16:20, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Sorry "obs"? 16:21, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Observer mode, default key is 'b'. Misery Says Moo 16:21, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- And you logic to block for 3 sec is just as good....wait it is better? GTFO. Why not take Bonetti's Defense at least you would get some energy back and then you can drop DS. 16:26, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Sigh. The reason people (and I up until the other day :\) do not come to this wiki is terrible players with no logic whatsoever, or a clear lack of experience. Please, play the game at some decent level before making such bad assumptions. Sprint is not a bad skill on a monk, in HB or even GvG (on frozen I actually take it quite alot) but in the arenas it is near useless. 16:29, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Sorry to bore you but I have a skill level if it is lower than yours you can tell me how it is better instead of telling me you shut up. Oh and BTW don't blame me cause you don't want to be on this wiki any more...that is just a cop out. 16:46, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- And Sprint useless in arenas is a joke. It is ALWAYS useful cause who do the spikes happen first on? Pick a player...any player...oh yah THE MONK!!!! 16:48, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Please explain how sprint manages to stop a spike? I'm intrigued. 82.9.18.53 18:40, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Well it depends on the spike now dosen't it? IF you have a Assasin spike or a War KD spike then you can get away from that now can't you? Beleive it or not when the time comes for a monk to actually get spiked and there isn't a good co-ordination on the spike then running out of casting zones....away from mele can disrupt the pattern and then prevent a spike. This is where you tell me I am wrong. 19:07, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- imo the usual sin spikes are wastrel's and palm strike which involve knock- down/cripple meaning sprint will do a bit but not a lot. pretty much pointless in arenas but i never enter ab without it--Sleever 19:44, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Sprint will actually do nothing vs spikes, as believe it or not, not all 321ers are retarded and can actually postpone the spike until you hit the bulls to KD you. If you run right back out of caster range, your war is overextended and will take some big dmg (which then pressures you and you lose energy) meanwhile, if you take dstance/return/dark escape/a good arena skill you can actually stay in range of all your guys and actually stop the spike. Dstance stops hammer chains. Sprint does not. 82.9.18.53 19:54, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- If, If, If...IF the war wasn't so dumb and take off on his own and reconize that the monk is being attacked maybe your team can back up the monk and int the spike. But that is the whole point. Sprint will DELAY so others can catch up or even direct the spike to spot where your team mates can actually help out and spike back. That is my whole point. Delay or even pick the spot where it is to your benifit. I do agree with the blocking to prevent knock lock but on a good team it dosen't matter for they should see the problem and help out. Too many run forwards and destroy tactics happen and streches the team out....this can't be avoided so a sprint can actually help run away from the onslaught and position your self in a spot that you can do some good. OR you can rely on a 3 sec block skill and when it is over die anyway. 20:50, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- This must be Pika. 20:52, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Neh, Pika is way more retarded then that guy tbh. ^_^ Brandnew 20:58, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- ^ups 152.226.6.203 02:21, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Neh, Pika is way more retarded then that guy tbh. ^_^ Brandnew 20:58, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Sprint will actually do nothing vs spikes, as believe it or not, not all 321ers are retarded and can actually postpone the spike until you hit the bulls to KD you. If you run right back out of caster range, your war is overextended and will take some big dmg (which then pressures you and you lose energy) meanwhile, if you take dstance/return/dark escape/a good arena skill you can actually stay in range of all your guys and actually stop the spike. Dstance stops hammer chains. Sprint does not. 82.9.18.53 19:54, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- imo the usual sin spikes are wastrel's and palm strike which involve knock- down/cripple meaning sprint will do a bit but not a lot. pretty much pointless in arenas but i never enter ab without it--Sleever 19:44, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Well it depends on the spike now dosen't it? IF you have a Assasin spike or a War KD spike then you can get away from that now can't you? Beleive it or not when the time comes for a monk to actually get spiked and there isn't a good co-ordination on the spike then running out of casting zones....away from mele can disrupt the pattern and then prevent a spike. This is where you tell me I am wrong. 19:07, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Please explain how sprint manages to stop a spike? I'm intrigued. 82.9.18.53 18:40, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- And Sprint useless in arenas is a joke. It is ALWAYS useful cause who do the spikes happen first on? Pick a player...any player...oh yah THE MONK!!!! 16:48, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Sorry to bore you but I have a skill level if it is lower than yours you can tell me how it is better instead of telling me you shut up. Oh and BTW don't blame me cause you don't want to be on this wiki any more...that is just a cop out. 16:46, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Sigh. The reason people (and I up until the other day :\) do not come to this wiki is terrible players with no logic whatsoever, or a clear lack of experience. Please, play the game at some decent level before making such bad assumptions. Sprint is not a bad skill on a monk, in HB or even GvG (on frozen I actually take it quite alot) but in the arenas it is near useless. 16:29, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- And you logic to block for 3 sec is just as good....wait it is better? GTFO. Why not take Bonetti's Defense at least you would get some energy back and then you can drop DS. 16:26, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Observer mode, default key is 'b'. Misery Says Moo 16:21, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Sorry "obs"? 16:21, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Ok, so you think a 25% ims (considering warriors also have that 25% and can just bulls you) is better than a 75% which means when they knock you you can actually survive? Thats some amazing logic bro, I'll recommend you to people. 82.9.18.53 16:20, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Hell even in RA you need to run. 16:17, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- In his defense, it is flagged for AB, too :> - 16:15, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- You are wrong. Open obs. Count how many monks have speed boosts. Misery Says Moo 16:13, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
I give up. Keep on taking sprint in TA, and I will keep on qknocking you to death. Good day. 82.9.18.53 22:49, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- tag you're it 23:38, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- why did he pick u of all noobs to troll lol--Relyk 23:44, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- That build is looking better already. Why are you calling MOI a noob? 23:47, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- Do you have any idea what trolling means? 82.9.18.53 00:14, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- youre a pretty good one ^^--Relyk 03:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Extreme, dude, hate to say it, but for arenas sprint aint too cool... If you refer getting away from the spike, rather than tanking it with dstance, then take /A and use return, you'll cripple your attacker and move a fair distance away... ;) I play a ton of hammer war in RA and I hate return monks! But sprint monks, I eat em alive, I just rush after them with bulls activating till they turn, then it's crushing, dev hammer, heavey blow and dead monk...;) Anwyn 11:49, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Well yah that is what you should do. Sprinting would help my cause beacause I can run back towards the fight and hopefully get some help. Delay tatic really. I found it better to relocate myself. I will try return. Thanks for the tip. Still Position is everything on a monk. 11:55, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Agreed, but Arenas are so small and the battles happen in a small area of the already small arena... You'll find your mobility and positioning better with return. Say for example your war does over extend and you move ahead of your midline to heal him, you then get wailed on by the other war, you can return back to your midline and fall back a bit... In AB, I take sprit or dash, or even return as it is like a speed boost; if your war is sprinting ahead, you can return to him, the recharge means he will never get out of your aggro, so you can always use it to catch up... ;) Anwyn 12:11, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- True enough....I was so against taking a blip cause when you start bliping all over the place it grabs attention and you become a target....but being a monk you are the target anyway so you might as well blip. 12:15, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Exactly... ;) You are the first target, an return is defensive, so you'll only be "blipping" when you already being attacked... ;)Anwyn 12:24, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- The only thing is I have to go to a team mate right? Positioning will be harder but that being said it will hopefully be better then running away. 12:28, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, that's why you keep track of who is where and know where you can go to when you hit return, the warrior may even switch to the target you returned to, easying pressure off you and allowing you to prot/heal that target freely... ;)Anwyn 12:38, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Return is for girly-men. Hairy-men use Heart of Shadow.--Kammorremae 14:02, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Whatever....blip is still blip. 14:16, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- lol!!! I know that was sarcasm, but HoS is random, Yuo can choose where to return to... :PAnwyn 14:19, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- u dont need sprint to kite from people :/ if you dont wont to get hit, cast guardian and then start kiting. and half the melee in ra doesnt take ims or snare anyways, sprint wouldnt be as useful as bringing shield bash or bonettis tbh--Relyk 15:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Return=slapping your enemy like a girl then running away to a teammate.
- Heart of Shadow=teleporting lotto! Real men gamble with their monks. Or so I've been told.--Kammorremae 15:58, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- u dont need sprint to kite from people :/ if you dont wont to get hit, cast guardian and then start kiting. and half the melee in ra doesnt take ims or snare anyways, sprint wouldnt be as useful as bringing shield bash or bonettis tbh--Relyk 15:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- lol!!! I know that was sarcasm, but HoS is random, Yuo can choose where to return to... :PAnwyn 14:19, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Whatever....blip is still blip. 14:16, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Return is for girly-men. Hairy-men use Heart of Shadow.--Kammorremae 14:02, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, that's why you keep track of who is where and know where you can go to when you hit return, the warrior may even switch to the target you returned to, easying pressure off you and allowing you to prot/heal that target freely... ;)Anwyn 12:38, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- The only thing is I have to go to a team mate right? Positioning will be harder but that being said it will hopefully be better then running away. 12:28, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Exactly... ;) You are the first target, an return is defensive, so you'll only be "blipping" when you already being attacked... ;)Anwyn 12:24, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- True enough....I was so against taking a blip cause when you start bliping all over the place it grabs attention and you become a target....but being a monk you are the target anyway so you might as well blip. 12:15, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Agreed, but Arenas are so small and the battles happen in a small area of the already small arena... You'll find your mobility and positioning better with return. Say for example your war does over extend and you move ahead of your midline to heal him, you then get wailed on by the other war, you can return back to your midline and fall back a bit... In AB, I take sprit or dash, or even return as it is like a speed boost; if your war is sprinting ahead, you can return to him, the recharge means he will never get out of your aggro, so you can always use it to catch up... ;) Anwyn 12:11, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Well yah that is what you should do. Sprinting would help my cause beacause I can run back towards the fight and hopefully get some help. Delay tatic really. I found it better to relocate myself. I will try return. Thanks for the tip. Still Position is everything on a monk. 11:55, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Extreme, dude, hate to say it, but for arenas sprint aint too cool... If you refer getting away from the spike, rather than tanking it with dstance, then take /A and use return, you'll cripple your attacker and move a fair distance away... ;) I play a ton of hammer war in RA and I hate return monks! But sprint monks, I eat em alive, I just rush after them with bulls activating till they turn, then it's crushing, dev hammer, heavey blow and dead monk...;) Anwyn 11:49, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- youre a pretty good one ^^--Relyk 03:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- why did he pick u of all noobs to troll lol--Relyk 23:44, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
RA[]
Didn't notice any snaring when I was playing. I did notice that if I got rushed by multiple people I was alone trying to defend myself 16:47, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- then ur teammates fail, cause they let their monk get buttraped--Relyk 19:24, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
- Agree with Relyk... I normally attack the squishy targets (mes, nec, monk) but if I see 2 warriors training my monk, i stop and try get them off him... ;) Did you try return Ex? Anwyn 07:56, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
linebacking is nonexistant in RAXxunrealxx1 22:01, 16 May 2009 (UTC)